GAME OF TWO HALVES SAW THE MIGHTY PANORAMA UNDERTAKERS GRAB ALL THREE POINTS AT THE CEMETERY LAST NIGHT

Compared with mondays frantic paced cup tie, this one started off like Pistorious without his blades on. Very slow, that is.

The first attack came from the undertakers down the left, but it amounted to an interception which caused a 25 minute blitz on the almighty Jeanes in goal. 5 excellent low down saves, 3 parryed efforts and a back pass. Randfontein prefferred shooting from distance, but alas, the undertakers survived.

Neat interpaly between TeeBoss and Jakob, saw the latters effort ruled out for offside (2) yards or so in it.

Mr Veldon came close and also blazed one into orbit.

With some tired looking warriors out there and the need of more cotton wool to block out Randfonteins, Jacos constant bitching and moaning, it was half time.

A brief team talk as to why we were playing long ball and city were playing to feet ensued and all players got the message.

A few tactical changes and some well earned rest for others was the order of the day.

It took the Undertakers 8 minutes to break the deadlock through TeeBoss from the left side of the box. Only he and the keeper knew it was a goal as it BROKE the net. Well done to their keeper for his honesty.

City pressed at us, but seemed to run out of ideas and they could not get past the rock solid Morris and Mr Veldon.

Adjudged to be slightly offside, the ball fell to Jakob who turned and ran like he had stolen it and with plenty of time flashed a great drive into the roof of the net. Que Jacos return after a breather on the sidline which lasted 5 minutes and after the referee was sworn at in some language non of us knew, but he did, the red card was shown (we did fine him)

With ten men, city tired quickly, ran out of ideas and allowed an onslaught from our midfielders Twinkle Toes Swanepoel and puffy (yes Dodge was fighting again) who created many good crosses and flowing moves, which culminated in a second for TeeBoss. 3 0 and Thabo decided he would play right wing and avoid the chance of a hat trick. Instead, Dodgers victim now decided to start with TeeBoss who decided rather than to hit a man with glasses, it would just be far more appropriate to grab his penis, like Paul Gascoigne got from Vinnie Jones once.

So with the team and their left back on a high, the final whistle came and an evening of song and dance commenced.

A great winter league with a third place finish, well done to the mighty Undertakers